trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014

Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024

kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.

Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!

by That desk in the back March 28, 2015

trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.

I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.

by Icarus33 December 16, 2013

Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019