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trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.
I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.
by Icarus33 December 16, 2013
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Trouser ferret

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing
by Big daddy 11 January 3, 2017
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021
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trouser tornado

(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.
BRRRAP!

Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?

Yep! And it was wet!

Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!
by Trouser Snake Ringleader July 24, 2015
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Bagdad Trousers

Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.
The man with the AK47 was wearing Bagdad Trousers.
by maudibe July 8, 2016
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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 21, 2023
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Big Trouser Talk

The fluffy, pointless bullshit that someone, usually a manager/exec, blabs out loud so others in the meeting can hear them and think that they sound smart and all in control of the situation. However, everyone is very aware that the BTTalker is a daft wanker crying out to be respected and admired simply because of their position.
"Hey, what was Charles going on about with that stuff about having to meet the other team's CIO and verify their capacity and establish their compliance posture?"

"Oh, ignore him, that was just a bunch of Big Trouser Talk."
by dcanification April 2, 2020
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