breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

by mimiknows April 27, 2015

Breaded Genius

something or someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.

"Man those guys are some real geniuses."

"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."

"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."

by dmayes123 June 4, 2011

Side Bread

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude

Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.

by DukeofB September 26, 2019

Goh-Bread

The ultimate meal of sustenance and re-invigoration of pure strength known to man.

"Wanna be awesome like me buddy? Then eat some Goh-bread!!!!"
"Yo chill man, I don't want no trouble, I'm just here to have a good time"
"Dam straight fool!"

by Digital Demon June 15, 2011

bread lip

Someone who has dry crusty lip.

"Dude you have some bread lips.....put some chapstick on your dry ass lips".

by bonitaamazon November 6, 2013

pumpkin bread

Slang among the gay community to subtly insinuate eating ones' ass.

Yo come over to eat this pumpkin bread

by Gucciganggggfgfffggg October 24, 2017

egg-in-bread

when a circle is removed from within a single slice of bread in a frying pan, into which an egg is cracked and consequently fried.

I'm just going to make me some egg-in-bread, do you want some?

by Poodletron August 22, 2009