5 Hour Ass-Rape

Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.

Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."

by bizarrechaos August 2, 2010

5 hour boner

A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.

Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."

by Dr. Bulldog October 18, 2010

5-HTP

Take the stuff and you dont get the willies. You can smoke as much weed as you want and you will never get paranoid or anxious.

I've taken 5-HTP for a month and weed has never felt better.

by Evan T J November 24, 2006

5 Fingered Spear

When you finger a girl with all 5 fingers independently and then attempt to insert all fingers in the vagina together in a spear formation.

Yo dog did you hear that Dynamo 5 Fingered Speared some girl first time he tried getting with her.

by Matus February 2, 2008

5 a side

a thin wispy moustache usually worn by a spotty pubescent youth,so called because theres 5 hairs on either side of his lip.

Check out the 5 a side muzzy on that lad

by wilkie January 31, 2008

5 loko

5 hour energy, any 4loko flavor of juice (grape, fruit punch, etc.) and vodka.

Due to the recent ban on 4lokos, 5 loko has been gaining popularity in the 425 area.

by Jbay8 November 29, 2010

5 Stages of Grief

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance

person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.

by Ragondin November 18, 2020