status update

A change to one's facebook status.

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"

by newsvava February 10, 2009

Boner Status

When a girl is lookn hott as fuck and she is fuck-able material

1. Damn bro, girl is boner status

by MASTER BLOWNSKI July 16, 2009

status limbo

The term "status limbo" is used to describe the uninformed state you are in, due to the fact that someone else hasn't recently updated their FaceBook status.

Jane: Hey, has Kelly had her baby yet?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?

by buckonz November 3, 2009

goat status

Greatest of all time but also the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "goat status" is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Dude those shoes are goat status

Micheal Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 4, 2018

status cock

When a chick seeks out a cock because of the guys social status rather than it's pleasure and or emotional attachment.

Dude there's no way Sue will come over tonight to our mini party, she's all about that status cock!

by ask-one December 20, 2010

rat status

(adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer

Kelsey: "Dude, my boyfriend wouldn't get out of bed so then I farted on him"

Liz: "Dude, that's so rat status"

sad handjob blumpkin never no talahassee gas mask GROGAN cum dumpster rat rodent sewer rat sewer drainer

by schlumbum March 22, 2016

Goon Status

The highest level of greatness and pure, natural talent. Most people with Goon Status are either really funny or really sexy, or just a combination of both. There is no other level like this except Champion Status.

Man 1: "Yo man, did you see that girl?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, why? What happened?"
Man 1: "I tapped that ass last night and now she always wants The D."
Man 2: "Man, you finally reached Goon Status!!!!"

by Greenstone June 15, 2009