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cunt

Official term for fucking douche bags that put HID lights in their stock headlight housings and blind both oncoming traffic and those they are following.
"I'm glad Jonny can see so much better at night with those HID's in his $70,000 jacked up rig pig. Too bad he's such a cheap cunt and decided to not spend an extra $300 and do it properly."
by mkoz February 9, 2014
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Cunt

Adjective-A person who is extremely dishonourable and dislikable

Noun-Female Genitalia
Verb use-“David’s such a cunt, he stole 10 quid off me
Noun-“Mate, Susan has such a great cunt”
by English bloke May 23, 2023
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Cunt

by KampKaios March 19, 2020
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Cunt

What it Literally Means: "Vagina" (an offensive term for vagina!)

Slang Meaning: The rudest way to bad mouth a guy or girl, even worst than saying "fuck you", "cock-sucker" and etc.

Australian slang:

1. A "dickhead".

2. Or else it means "this guy/dude" in a happy/positive manner, but may be taken as an offence by the mid/elder generation, people that don't like course language or foul mouthed jokes in general.

So it is usually said to friends that you know very well and are okay with dirty/foul mouthed humor, but may be taken as seriously offensive from strangers.

So it's to only say to people amongst young generations that you know very well!
However if you don't know them well or else strangers and you say to them cunt and they still remain peaceful, it's either that they know your joking/humorous, their difficult to offend or else their just ignoring your foul mouthed/rude/provocative behaviour (they don't want to reply/fight back).

3. A very rude and obscene way of saying "mate/buddy/pal.

Universal slang: Very offensive, a capital coarse language and the rudest thing you can say to someone!
Besides women take more offense than men if said to or heard out aloud or in public!
Universal example: I hate this fuckin idiot, I wanna kill him, he's a cunt!

Universal example 2: Did you just call me an asshole and then say stuff about my mom? Oh yeah well your a cunt!

Reply: Wtf, did you just call me??

(Bang, bang a FIGHT!).

Australian slang: Josho you cunt, sup bro, wanna go party or some shit tonight? (Friend to Friend).

Australian slang 2: Look at this cunt there, he's got a sick car (a cool car). (Meaning this dude has a nice car).

Australian slang 3: Look at this cunt, I like his hair.

Reply: I've gotta a name!

Reply 2: sorry dude.

(He was trying to say look at this guy/dude I like his hair, but the stranger took offense because he doesn't know him).

Australian slang 4:

Ryan: Right the airport is just on your left.

Matt: You gonna miss me?

Ryan: Yeah cunt.

(Meaning "yeah mate/buddy/pal").

Australian slang 5:

Mitch: Sup cunt :)

Stranger: Wtf!?

Mitch: Relax, I'm just saying "hello", btw why your offended in Australia it's a happy way of speech?

Stranger: Yeah I know, but do I know ya??

Mitch: No, sorry :)

Stranger: Yeah, than fuck off!!

Real meaning example:

Doctor: Kylie can I please see your cunt?

Kylie: Hahahah. I think you mean vagina. Don't say that word again you could of got yourself in trouble or else a fight.
Yeah if I wasn't nice enough, I could've slapped you across the face.

Doctor: Sorry :).
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) March 12, 2016
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Cunt

1) A person who will deliberately say things to put you down.
2) Someone who kills a nice atmosphere.

3) Someone extremely and relentlessly annoying.
Why do you have to be such a cunt about everything?
by I hate everything. April 20, 2014
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Cunt

A vagina and also a bat person
Ok mate you're a cunt

I have a penis George

No i ment a bad person
by Rainnnn August 31, 2019
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Cunt

Brian's mom
Brian's mom is such a cunt when she yells at him for homework hes already doing
by Steve1234567891011121314151617 November 5, 2020
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