ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing

you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin

by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018

Ur mom

Just ur mom

Dad: How was last night ur mom loved it
Son: What was that weird sound she made

by Pg foot February 25, 2020

Ur sister

A bitch u can smash

Micheal: what u do last night
Jason: smash ur sister

by Brownskin_squad 25 February 24, 2019

löp ur

1) skilled nurse

2) Ran out in swedish
3) addicted to Diazepam

Gian is such a löp ur.

by löp ur May 26, 2021

Ur mom

is Ur mom cause she is

I like ur mom

by j banks June 2, 2022

Ur mom

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020