Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011

Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Shit Ton

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

by Skeer October 25, 2012

Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads

Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

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