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The Urban Dictionary

A rather screwed site which consists of a voting page that can't be used to vote for real meanings because EVERYONE is spamming on it with... You don't want to go there. It's on the verge of becoming a meme and, as a matter of fact, LET'S MAKE IT ONE!
Hey, want to do some voting on The Urban Dictionary?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.
I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

hi Urban Dictionary 

There is literally no definition.. I'm just saying hi to the Urban Dictionary people.
Hi Urban Dictionary! :D
Fuck Off Mate

People that look up their names on urban dictionary

These people are fucking retarded
Man, I just found out Haley is one of those people that look up their names on urban dictionary!

How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary? 

The term used in frustration when trying to get legitimate Urban Words In To The Dictionary
I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:

"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"

looking up words on urban dictionary 

Something you do when you're incredibly bored. Words usually consist of

A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".
A person is looking up words on urban dictionary. The things he searches are...

A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike

The worst Urban Dictionary definition. Ever. 

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