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Launch a new fragrance

To move bowels, excrete, or flatulate to include the characteristic of a unique, or intensely offensive odor.
Excuse me, I have to go launch a new fragrance.

Justin Bieber recently launched a new fragrance.
by brightenblue June 30, 2011
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New York Screwdriver

When a girl twists on you as a sex move
Omg Carl, Carla gave me a New York Screwdriver last night
by Jonnyhadanappleseed November 1, 2019
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New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
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New age indian

Urban indians that follow more new age ways over traditional
Look at that new age indian with all them crystal s and patchouli
by Nativewicasa September 18, 2018
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New York Second

Would you give me a New York second?
by Michelle007 December 17, 2021
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Bury new road

This is where man like kian Boyer shops to get his real clothes mans Nike tick fell off his tn’s and his fake red vapourmax that sounded like high heels when he walked
Shall we go bury new road

Nar bro I’m tryna get real stuff
by Kian is gay February 9, 2020
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new mattress effect

When that new mattress feels like a cloud and you want to sleep all the time.

Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
Bob: When I got my new mattress I put myself on mandatory bed rest to enjoy the supremacy over my old one.

Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.

Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.

Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.
by Allen75 June 16, 2010
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