new mexican taquito

a new mexican taquito is when a girl gives a guy a blow job and she bites down on it trying to get a bite of "the meat"

yum this dick is so good i just wanna bite it like a new mexican taquito!

by Mikejonson August 10, 2009

couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

by dildofaggggins November 19, 2013

Snowflake Mexican

When one of you parents is white and on of them is Mexican, you are a Snowflake Mexican.

Teacher: Are you white or Mexican or white
You: No i'm a Snowflake Mexican

by DrizzleDickJr September 18, 2018

The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019

New Mexican Chile Popper

Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.

Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.

by LegendKiller23 June 7, 2020

Sad Mexican Girl Face

When you have sad facial expressions kind filled with emotion to create and generate feeling to feel better. But it is unknowingly. And then you catch it and realize you are having sad mexican girl face.

It wouldn't necessarily be used in a sentence, more just a epiphany or realization. Sad Mexican Girl Face.

by ChristopherJamesTaylor101 November 21, 2022

Sad Mexican Girl Face

When you have sad facial expressions kind filled with emotion to create and generate feeling to feel better. But it is unknowingly. And then you catch it and realize you are having sad mexican girl face.

It wouldn't necessarily be used in a sentence, more just a epiphany or realization. Sad Mexican Girl Face.

by ChristopherJamesTaylor101 November 21, 2022