Chocolate Waterslide

When lesbians scissor while one or both have explosive diarrhoea.

"Me and Stacy did a Chocolate Waterslide after that curry last night."

by Gigs_1 September 30, 2022

Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022

Chocolate USA

A short-lived independent rock band from the early 1990's. They had two albums called 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today' and 'Smoke Machine'. Its lead singer (Julian Koster) went on to work in bands like 'The Music Tapes' and 'Neutral Milk Hotel'.

Customer: Do you have anything by Chocolate USA?
CD Store Worker: No, we don't have anything by Chocolate USA.
Customer: Aw, geez! Better luck singing 'All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today'.

by OhNo S. October 1, 2022

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Chocolate slurry

When your performing cunnilingus on your girlfriend and your tongue slips and you lick her butthole

Oh last night I gave my girlfriend a chocolate slurry it was awesome

by bandana darren October 18, 2022

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata

Chocolate piñata-When you’re slapping a girl in the ass and she’s shitting on your chest

by Sole surfer October 19, 2022

Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.

“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”

by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022