Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick

Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).

by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011

chocolate twinkie freak

White women who love black dick, especially their creamy (cum) white filling!!! A chocolate twinkie freak will do just about anything for the rich/smooth taste of a C.T. (chocolate twinkie)!

I met this chocolate twinkie freak at the mall and she crazy niiiiiice son!!!

I know a spot where all the chocolate twinkie freaks hang out at kid & they all get down like groupies at a rockstar convention...ya dig!!!

by Tekezo aka Rogue_Assassin October 11, 2009

Chocolate Milkshake

Chocolate Shake A male ejaculates into a condom or an anus while the receiver sucks it from her/his anus.

Vanessa loved the Chocolate Milkshake I gave her last night.

by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022

Chocolate With Nuts

One of the best SpongeBob episodes filled with funny moments, joke, memorable characters, and a good plot and concept.

Person 1: Man Chocolate With nuts is easily the best SpongeBob episode.
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!

by the fire, and lighting dragon September 28, 2021

Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014

Chocolate Frostbite

The affliction one receives from performing anal sex on a corpse in the morgue.

Benjamin: Dude, You should have seen this chick come in last night. I got a wicked case of chocolate frostbite from her.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.

by DuffersDer July 3, 2019