shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well
by Slappdat August 17, 2016
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by Tyler Clifford and Garrett W December 28, 2017
Get the steady shit mug.Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.
Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!
Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!
by Epididymitis December 24, 2021
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Get the Ghost Shit mug.The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
Get the Dehydrated shit mug.Shit in a zip-lock bag and proceed to freeze the bag between two books to form a flat brown biscuit.
by Nazzabat August 18, 2016
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by sturgy March 28, 2015
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