lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

steady shit

When someone is on there same old shit.. (mostly can be associated with females , males, and friends)

Damn ... ray is really on some steady shit with Bre

by Tyler Clifford and Garrett W December 28, 2017

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...

I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!

by TheAstro30 March 20, 2019

Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.

Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019

Shit Disc

Shit in a zip-lock bag and proceed to freeze the bag between two books to form a flat brown biscuit.

Hey Glen! I just slid a shit disc under tavis's door lol.

by Nazzabat August 18, 2016

Shit it up

When a redneck or redneck family moves to a different area with their broken down vehicles, couches on the porch, toilets in the yard, etc.

The people next door just moved in, it didn't take long for them to shit it up.

by sturgy March 28, 2015