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The Urban Dictionary

A website where narcissistic and retarded assholes write stupid definitions about porn.
The Urban dictionary is overrated. Oh wait, I'm using it! Someone call the cops!
The Urban Dictionary by Santa Nugg December 2, 2018

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary 

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.
writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

stop searching your name on urban dictionary 

Please stop, we dont care what your name means in urban dictionary
please stop searching your name on urban dictionary. get some help

Publisher on Urban Dictionary 

Person or Persons who have no life and spend time tell ing people if a they have a good word or not A.K.A loser
I wasted all of last night being a publisher on Urban Dictionary.

Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary 

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.
Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary 

When you upload something serious to the urban dicβ‚­tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of πŸ‘Ž and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say β€˜β€˜π˜§π˜Άπ˜€π˜¬ 𝘡𝘩π˜ͺ𝘴 π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩π˜ͺπ˜΅β€™β€™ and they ban you.
Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod: