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I hate this guy

I hate this guy/(and or you)
In the world of not texting back this is a means of a romantic gesture, using the term " I hate you" actually is a way of expressing "I like/love you". As was previously mentioned, girls with trust issues are too scared to love, so they show said emotion through acts of hate.
Girl: I hate you.

Guy: I know I know I hate you too, let’s get married.
Girl: June 6 work?
Guy: yeah I should still hate you then

Girl: omg I hate this guy
by xoxonoturzxoxo May 7, 2018
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I read somewhere

Saying "I read somewhere" has now become a phrase which translates to "I saw on Facebook". This is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to Facebook.
Dan: Hey man I read somewhere that Chris is getting kicked out of school...

Reid: Funny you should mention that cause that was his Facebook status just last night...
by WhySoSirius127 May 22, 2010
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I am busy

A nicer way of telling someone " shove off, I don't want to talk to you right now", often said sarcastically
Please be kind enough to understand that I am busy
by Sexydimma March 20, 2015
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I gotta bounce

Bounce on your — *points at your pee pee place* — boys' dick.
Chad: Hey broskis, I gotta bounce.
Virgins: Yeah sure.
Chad: On your *points violently* boys' dick.
Chad: Ha! Gotem! *Dabs aggresively*
by urandom-monke May 6, 2021
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i hate u

a term of endearment for a bff
I hate u.
by jdhfhchf mally October 8, 2016
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I don't care

1. I don't care is normally said by someone who does actually care about the situation, although they are saying otherwise.
2. In some pop culture efforts it is seen as I love you
Cecilia told Zoe I don't care but Cecilia really did care deep down
by Atlas29 March 12, 2019
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I know right?

An arrogant idiom used by insecure people to pretend they already know whatever it is someone tells them.

Widely confused with a request for affirmation, the question "right" is an attempt to bully the other person.

The idiom demands that everyone agree that "I know" because there is nothing you can say the insecure "I know right" idiot does not already know, right?
There is a giizzly bear sneaking up behind you...

"I know right?"

I just discovered the answer to P=NP.

"I know right?"

I named my baby Mary. You are the first person I told.

"I know right?"

Your zipper is down.

"I know right?"
by Shmata Than July 7, 2017
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