by chinkateria May 31, 2018
Get the Mexican suprise mug.Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.
by anonymous March 31, 2023
Get the mexican head cheese mug.A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.
"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobra mug.A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.
by Omegav February 23, 2023
Get the Mexican flash-bang mug.A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.
by rye bread 536 February 6, 2020
Get the mexican ricotta mug.by Im not color blind i promise February 4, 2021
Get the Mexican Border Sniper mug.Sex act- where the man buys antibiotics from a mexican liquor store, dips it in mango flavoring, vapo rub, and tajin.
The man then places the pill as suppository into the woman's anus. The resulting burn and “high” during intercourse will send her into space metaphorically
The man then places the pill as suppository into the woman's anus. The resulting burn and “high” during intercourse will send her into space metaphorically
by Milf Examiner February 27, 2025
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