dick-tionary

a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.

"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"

by kc'sbest les breasts and thigh January 3, 2009

fuckers dick

When you have sex with your partner so much that your penis is chaffed and swells up. This is usually accompanied by some mild burning and sensitivity.

"I got fuckers dick last week when my girlfriend wanted to go for round 4!"

by Sean Bishop June 15, 2006

high dick

when someone goes for a high five and the other person pretends to slap their hand but at the last minute slaps them in the penis instead

"dude, did you see me high dick mikey last night?"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"

by lady balfour December 9, 2008

Disiplinary Dick

AKA "DD"
-Disiplinary Dick (Punishment)

1. Something given to a women when she mis-behaves.
2. Remedy for Bitchy ass women

-Bro this bitch doesnt stop complaining!
-Yea, she needs some DD (Disiplinary Dick) dude...

by Dan Buq January 23, 2011

dick slot

The gap in an open front commercial toilet seat

Friend 1: How was that sit?
Friend 2: Dude, it was comfortable because the toilet seat had a dick slot.

by IHATERIIDO April 15, 2009

Crown Dick

Meant to sound like "Crown Vic," a Crown Dick is a Ford Crown Victoria or person driving a Ford Crown Victoria that is intentionally "tripped out" to look as if it were a police car, with trappings such as large whip antennas, dark tinted glass, plain black steel rims with chrome hubs or baseball caps near the back window to cover supposed concealed red and blue flashers. The "dick" refers to the type of person who might get some kind of rush or false sense of authority or power by coming just shy of posing to be a law enforcement officer and by instilling fear in others who may mistake the car for a police car.

Person 1: Slow down, dude, there's a plain wrapper behind us. Person 2: Chill dude, that's just a Crown Dick poser.

by moe-z September 17, 2010

Alex Dick

A noun. A very large, attractive, enticing, and addicting, huuuuge penis.

Alex Dick is so s3xy

by Faintear April 23, 2016