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Mexican Pencilbag

The act in which multiple hairy sweaty men are through into the back of a lubed up van and the van is partaking in a trip in a very VERY rocky area.
I heard that like 3 guys got thrown into a Mexican Pencilbag last night. Poor guys,
by oTier January 14, 2018
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Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra happens durring sex when the hole the penis is in gets too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off the penis.
"How was your night with the new baddie?"
"It was going great until I aquired a Mexican Shedding Cobra, will have to bring more spit next time."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
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Mexican-American

Finding that Mexico is a separate country from America, I find this term as pejorative. In the Mexican-American war Santa Ana lost, so I believe that Hispanic-American or the more general Latino/Latina be used instead. Any claims to the contrary are an act of perfidy(truce breaking), a war crime.
In Martineztown, a district of Albuquerque, New Mexico, one may find a Mexican-American.
by buildanewbomb November 4, 2021
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Sneaky Mexican

The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly
The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying
by Djkorben12 June 15, 2024
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Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015
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Mexican

People and Culture:

Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.

Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Billy: "That Mexican just raped his 5 year old daughter!"
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"

Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "

Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "

Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
by American Johnny April 2, 2020
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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
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