Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
by big hm December 27, 2022
Get the New Year's Resolutionmug. An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
Get the New Year Alzheimer'smug. To move bowels, excrete, or flatulate to include the characteristic of a unique, or intensely offensive odor.
by brightenblue June 30, 2011
Get the Launch a new fragrancemug. in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
Get the bad news bearsmug. by Jonnyhadanappleseed November 1, 2019
Get the New York Screwdrivermug. A younger individual that does not abide by the look and mantra/culture of the beatnik and is replaced with more normal American clothing, inovated tools, and strains. The outlook is an unconstrained critical thinker with goals of being a progressive Libertarian excelling in business,art, and human communication with the marijuana being only to be part of the experience not the entirety of the persons thoughts and actions.
“Dude, you rolled that joint in a second with that machine!”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”
by NomoreTommyChongs October 12, 2017
Get the new age stonermug. by Danny DeVito for president December 20, 2016
Get the New york slidermug.