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suck switch

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.
"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"
by Glorth2 July 23, 2022
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self-suck

to slob their own knob
"eh bro lemme take a time out and self-suck a minute bro"
by villin June 9, 2025
mugGet the self-suckmug.

tough cock to suck

Same idea as hard pill to swallow. Meaning I difficult thing to deal with
John: hey I got my girl pregnant

Matt: fuck man that's a tough cock to suck
by MatttyP May 2, 2023
mugGet the tough cock to suckmug.

Dry Sucking

Getting chlamydia from a cart.. she was dry sucking
by dry-sucking January 19, 2021
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Suck The Fuck

I choose the only book; Proforming "Magic Tricks," found from the library index, under the genre *Magic*.

<The Guy that>
*Sucked The Fuck*
4 Years go by; Shuan, "sucking the fuck": A statement that didn't have a meaning but had value. as a 5 year old, Shuan didn't know where he learnt words or their "True," meanings but one day ...
.
4 years go by then*Magic Happens
Shuan and a bunch of classmates, bored waiting for the doors to their classroom to be unlocked. By their teacher, while talking to us, we kids were throwing clods of dirt from the garden, at a wall next to the classroomdoor.

Next to his teacher. The Words.. "Suck" slowly appeared as we, "Fuck".....threw dirt lower at > "The" wall.
Suck the Fuck
Suck
The
Fuck...
I Instantly remember my *Magic
I started playing opposite day*
I Proformed magic for the last 4 years without even reveling the "TRICK"
Being at a Catholic Primary School aged 5. Oh, Sacred Heart.

In one day of school: Sean; Made the Principal think every pen at once has ran out of ink, Instantly, Made his teacher Suck The Fuck, Question her reality as to how those words appeared and why? A Message From God Perhaps? The Devil?

And sent the game "Opposite Day", eventually GLOBAL.

Untill this day we are all still sucking the fuck out of life playing opposite day.

Here's some MAGIC
Suck the fuck Up.

LoL Lots of Love.
Ps. Dirt sticks to Wax.
Suck the Fuck up Joe Roagn, I know I made you cry in front of me. and yes I told my brother about it, he asked you about crying and you denied, not just crying. But everything we had experienced that night! You made it Gay not my Gay Brother, / LOVE X I ended up in a mental institution for a week. SUCK THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.
by Saint Assassin February 10, 2023
mugGet the Suck The Fuckmug.

suck on my toes

girl: hey babe suck on my toes

guy: okay lemme go down
by Hahjakwn May 23, 2018
mugGet the suck on my toesmug.

Gypsy sucking fruitcake

Gypsy sucking fruitcake definition 1;

Old lady whom goes around stealing, lying, and telling false fortunes. (noun)

Definition 2;
JamesCG- this term is used to describe a rather irritable and insane individual.
"Stop being a gypsy sucking fruitcake, you jerk!"
by Riley Bringham August 9, 2012
mugGet the Gypsy sucking fruitcakemug.

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