Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

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damn bear

when you punch a hole in the wall and then blame your issues on turning your emotions off

“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”

by iminlovewithanthonyramos June 30, 2021

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Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

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pookie bear

something that you would call your love. it is a really nice name…. pookie bear.

i love my pookie bear, my pookie bear is he best, ****** is my pookie bear.

by sav• October 18, 2021

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Pookie bear

A kawaii superstar name/petname
I love u pookie wookie dookie sookie mookie cookie bear

"i'm proud pookie bear EAHHH😜"

by KittiiBab1e November 1, 2023

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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

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