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Laotian rat tail

Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.

Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.

Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.

Person 2: Uh, my bad.
by Glok November 13, 2018
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Musk Rats

Like a Pack Rat but instead collects the pipe dreams of a chosen leader and uses fallacies to prove that they can be a reality.
"Those Musk Rats are really attached to that vacuum".
"Yeah, lets just hope it makes them stop trying to walk on the solar panels".
by TurtleFire December 5, 2020
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Rat Prince

A type of person who through some ungodly dark force (magic or working with demons) can telepathically communicate with animals. Ridiculously powerful, rare, and dangerous. They make pretty good friends and spouses due to the fact that they are the most compassionate people you will ever meet, even though they can be mean or cold to many people due to a deep seated misanthropy from having an iq of 191. Physically they usually are less than 6’ tall and usually less than average weight, but are deceptively powerful in hand to hand combat, due to unnatural speed in their movements. Usually one of the main characters in reality, joining the hero as a whacky main party member (usually a dark mage) if you meet someone you think is a rat prince, treat them with respect, they can read your mind with roughly 60% accuracy and will tell you things about you that no one has any real way of knowing. People often think rat princes are crazy, until they see them doing some supernatural shit like taming a stray cat who tries to kill everyone else who touches it but is super cuddly with them. Rats are actually terrified of them and can sense their immense power.
Yo, did you see that guy who just walked by talking to the cats following him? What a crackhead.

Nah you stay away from his ass, he can curse your ass and read your mind. He’s a rat prince.

Really? You know him? What’s his name?

I can’t tell you, when people talk about him bad shit happens.
by LordGibby66. August 15, 2025
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Poo-rat

Shitty little dog. Usually yappy and annoying.
Please can you stop your poo-rat from humping my foot?

It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.

See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.
by Bewildered Xennial November 20, 2023
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Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.
That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.
by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019
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Rat poop eater

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap.
Ew is rat poop coming litteraly hit her

Lara is a rat poop eater than I wanna slap
by Cassidyiam October 5, 2020
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