ewan manning

He's a total cock with a tiny dick.

I wouldn't fuck a Ewan manning

by EmilyLucy February 19, 2017

hanukkah man

The brother of Santa clause, he delivers Presents to all the good Jewish boys and girls. He Drives a magic UPS truck and lives in Miami.

I left some locks and bagels out for the Hanukkah man.

by Serinice April 24, 2016

man-looked

When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.

To look, but not really see.

Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"

by Haddysmom June 7, 2016

man tassel

A decorative tassel, much like those on handles of bikes, that hangs from the penis of a man.

"Did you hear about the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, can you imagine a man tassel on that one?!"

by yikes™ May 28, 2016

Fat Man

An extremely full colostomy bag .. (after the Nagasaki Bomb)

My colostomy bag filled up so much last night, I woke up with the biggest Fat Man. If that thing exploded the shit would really hit the fan.

by justafleshwound2 January 22, 2018

Laughing Man

A fan named for a gigantic dude who sits on a bed and laughs at you when you use the "Phone Effect" in Yume 2kki.

Me: Dude have you seen the Laughing Man in Yume 2kki?
Friend: Yeah, that dude scared the hell out of me when I used the Phone Effect.

by SOSOOSOS May 4, 2018

Epsilon man

Someone occupied with no goal other than making your life harder.

Beware of the Epsilon man...

by hofdinginn February 14, 2018