A vagina that smells and or tastes like it's been percolating in the muck of a pig pen.
A vagina that smells and Or tastes like a week old pork chop
A vagina that smells and Or tastes like a week old pork chop
As I began kissing my way down her waist, my nose was immediately struck by her pork chop slop hole.
by candy shotglass August 04, 2017
Trying not to laugh until you leak.
Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.
Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.
Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.
I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.
Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.
Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.
by NoAdultingDoneHere April 29, 2016
The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.
Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.
by Jackinthabox April 28, 2019
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
by JonathanW_69 January 03, 2022
As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020
The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.
Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.
by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020
Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!
Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,
Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!
Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,
Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!
by Paulisthebest September 18, 2013