Chocolate Swirly

Drink made from liquid shit and lots of fresh cum blended together

The Chocolate Swirly is the best drink ever.

by Pablo69 March 22, 2022

Chocolate chip cookie with white frosting

When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum

cookie

I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.

by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016

lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

Chocolate drizzle nut

Penis with doo doo spreaded on your balls

Can I have some of your chocolate drizzle nut please Daddyyyy

by Blasiaa Jones June 4, 2022

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Reaching back into the chocolate

getting very deep in conversation about one subject or another while being high, stoned, or drunk.

Rob was talking about space travel and started reaching back into the chocolate.

by spacenuts August 29, 2010

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020