i clearly win

When someone beats someone else at something so bad that there is no way in hell it was a close call.

"WoW, your terrible. I clearly win."

by Jazzy fea August 23, 2005

i went mudding

When you are engaging in anal intercourse and the female releases a large quantity of feces upon ones penis.

Was deep in Jenny last night and I went mudding. Word to the wise, get it off the balls as soon as possible.

by Captaincease November 21, 2019

I am busy

A nicer way of telling someone " shove off, I don't want to talk to you right now", often said sarcastically

Please be kind enough to understand that I am busy

by Sexydimma March 20, 2015

i hate u

a term of endearment for a bff

I hate u.

by jdhfhchf mally October 8, 2016

I gotta bounce

Bounce on your — *points at your pee pee place* — boys' dick.

Chad: Hey broskis, I gotta bounce.
Virgins: Yeah sure.
Chad: On your *points violently* boys' dick.
Chad: Ha! Gotem! *Dabs aggresively*

by urandom-monke May 6, 2021

I don't care

1. I don't care is normally said by someone who does actually care about the situation, although they are saying otherwise.
2. In some pop culture efforts it is seen as I love you

Cecilia told Zoe I don't care but Cecilia really did care deep down

by Atlas29 March 12, 2019

I know right?

An arrogant idiom used by insecure people to pretend they already know whatever it is someone tells them.

Widely confused with a request for affirmation, the question "right" is an attempt to bully the other person.

The idiom demands that everyone agree that "I know" because there is nothing you can say the insecure "I know right" idiot does not already know, right?

There is a giizzly bear sneaking up behind you...

"I know right?"

I just discovered the answer to P=NP.

"I know right?"

I named my baby Mary. You are the first person I told.

"I know right?"

Your zipper is down.

"I know right?"

by Shmata Than July 7, 2017