Red Ass

In Texas: one who is beyond being a bad ass, one who will do whatever it takes to get the job done and will shoot first and ask questions later.

Don't mess with Johnny, he's red ass, you know.

by Gil January 12, 2005

Bomb Ass

To describe something that is better than or same as awesome.

Guy 1: "Those were some bomb ass pancakes".

Guy 1:"Oh did you see that show last night?"

Guy 2: "Yes, that was a bomb ass episode!"

by stone666 February 5, 2009

Needle Ass

An ass so narrow and skinny it resembles the threaded end of a needle. Characterized by the complete absence of butt cheeks, said persons bunghole looks like a cats with their tail up and makes only slight whistle noises when farting.

Can be caused by Noacetol overdoses, noassatall disease, or having a diet consisting solely of pizza bites and mountain dew. Deliberate needle ass conditions can be brought on by the Crack-ho-skinny diet.

Brooke's needle ass made it look like she had a camel toe in the back.

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

bag of ass

One possessing no admirable qualities whatsoever, showing no motivation towards physical or mental strain and displaying intense apethy towards progress.

Look at that fat nasty bag of ass, work his shit over and get back to me.

by gunshow February 7, 2005

Ass Flakes

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008

Ass-hat

when someone has clear and proven evidence against their point and yet refuses to accept the point being made against them. Thus the term someone who has their head up their ass.

evan: 2x2 is 5
sean: no its 4, i can prove it mathematically
evan: nope, its 5
sean: see, now your just being an ass-hat

by bh finest August 6, 2010

ass to mouth

something you never do.

You never go ass to mouth

by rockthejordan September 18, 2006