Black Metal

When punk rock attempts to sound metal and look goth.

Did you ever notice that black metal and punk both have the same blatant disregard for musical aesthetic?

Punk: http://www.redkid.net/generator/punk/yoursign.jpg

black metal: http://msp193.photobucket.com/albums/z146/kamorra_/bbs/black-metal-suburbia.jpg

More black metal: http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/black-metal-poop-hannibal-smith.jpg

by Buck Plankchest October 27, 2008

black balling

To sexually arouse a male while you are sleeping, to then suddenly stop and hit him in the balls. An extreme form of blue balling.

Comes from the sleep disorder, sleep sex.

Monica sexually aroused Justin, in her sleep, then stopped suddenly and hit him in the balls, black balling him.

by christophe r March 10, 2008

A black moment

When an all-american white girl realizes with a start the moment that she is romantically in love with a african american male.

Abby finally had her black moment, but by that time Marcus had died in a car crash.

by anonymous March 14, 2005

black latin

you add izz in the midst of the word wherever it is easiest to speak it.

lizzet mizee brizzeak it dizzown for yizzou. DAMN IT'S LIKE ANOTHER LIZZANGUAGE!!

by BJ January 8, 2005

Rebecca Black

The thirteen year old girl who wrote the newest internet phenomenon "Friday." Some people really love her song, some people really don't.

"Did you hear about Rebecca Black?"

I KNOW.

by Tom Boss Ross April 4, 2011

Black Wishes

BAD LUCK.

My life is just black wishes.

by Leana Ollen December 28, 2011

Black Vortex

When you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight butthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you've incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. The butthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the dick in deeper like quicksand.

"The other night I stuck my cock in a Dyson vacuum."
"Oh, like a Black Vortex?"

by RogerRappit November 26, 2011