Skip to main content

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
mugGet the blond teddy bearmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
mugGet the I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".mug.

gummy bears are chasing me

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM
by anonymous March 5, 2025
mugGet the gummy bears are chasing memug.

Bear Rinehart

William S. 'Bear' Rinehart is "the perfect man" Only rivaled in perfection by his brother, Bo Rinehart. Bear is the lead singer in the best band in the world NEEDTOBREATHE. He posses the most powerful, most incredible voice you will ever hear. His voice can melt hearts and patch up souls and maybe one day bring about world peace. He also plays several instruments including guitar, harmonica and piano and writes some of the most real songs you'll ever hear.
Bear is a friendly, introverted dude who tries his best to make you feel special, but just being in his presence gets you high for at least four months anyways.
Bear Rinehart loves people. He not only supports charities that are providing sustainable healthcare to third world countries, but he goes to these places himself and plays a large part in organizing impactful events to support said cause.
Third, William Stanley "Bear" Rinehart III is gorgeous. He's drop dead gorgeous. He was a star football player but now he's basically a model. He has a perfect sense of style and looks amazing in any lighting or setting. He's a total rock star and the image of masculine beauty.
Ariel: "Gurl, all the girls in our friend group are married or at least dating someone. When are you going to find anyone? Zach's brother is-"
Jae: "Queen, I've told you a thousand times. Now that I know Bear RInehart exists there's never going to be anyone for me. He's set my standards too high and now everyone else is just meh in comparison. I'm good tho. Thanks."
by Darlin who'll talk to ya October 21, 2018
mugGet the Bear Rinehartmug.

Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
~~~
"Don't poke the bear!"
by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021
mugGet the Poke the Bearmug.

polar bear head

Giving head with cold hands and using lots of teeth.
Mary gives polar bear head. It's so bad!
by shazbot28 February 22, 2014
mugGet the polar bear headmug.

bet bear

The craziest degen gambler of all-time, life is too short to bet less than $5.
Dude did you see that guy, he is a complete bet bear
by Betttttttttor November 23, 2021
mugGet the bet bearmug.

Share this definition