poaler bear

A poster on a the best web site online. Most of them are nigger faggots who like to post cartoon polar bears and talk shit about Lizzo.

Man, that poaler bear sure hates that sheboon Lizzo!

by WolfgangBlack February 4, 2022

Logy Bear

a toothpick built predator that sniffs out the innocent, intoxicated ponty girls.

“i might not wear a skirt to that party, I heard that logy bear is there”

“I can’t go to ponty”
“why not?”
“logy bear is at it again in the bushes with his binoculars”

“fuck mush we lost 0-19 again today”
“aye you know why don’t you, logan ash is in goals mun”

by Cameron Pimblott March 31, 2023

Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.

I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"

by coxnkitty May 8, 2018

Bear

A large hairy man

Robert loves to date bears

by Ohyehacuuuu April 15, 2020

Bear trap

Applying pressure to both ass cheeks while pooping

“I disappointed My parents by teaching my younger brother how to Bear trap”

by NickGbigD September 24, 2019

No Bears

Statement made as common courtesy after passing gas in a wooded, outdoors environment, usually when hiking. The phrase not only alerts fellow hikers to the flatulence, but also assures the group that a nearby bear did not make the sound.

Friend: *farts* No Bears!
Me: Thanks for the heads up dude, but what did you eat last night?

by bloodvyper August 8, 2021

Ookie wookie pookie bear

An Ookie Wookie Pookie Bear is someone who when you see them your whole body feels with 100% love and just wanna explode and just kiss them and love them forever curl up in a ball with a movie at a big fire place and just Pookie Lukey Pookey them forever. Also they’re someone you wanna take on a nice hot date and some ice cream for ever and then take them home and snuggle them all night long. My ookie wookie pookie bear is the kind of person who you just want to love in all ways all day everyday forever and have ookie wookie pookie bear babies with because they’re just so precious and lovely and you’d let them black swan u any day because they love you so much and you love them. Awwwww<3 ily bby

Smash or pass Ookie wookie pookie bear?

Smash my organs out man fs! (But gentle with respect)

by ChadDylanCooper January 18, 2024