Piss on his chips

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
by The uriniser October 01, 2019
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Flamingo Piss

When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.

This cannot be done in a handicap stall.
Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today

Dude 2 That sucks.
by xX420_WeedMan_420Xx April 06, 2018
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piss holes in a snowbank

The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.
"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"
by Benny-BlueGid January 21, 2021
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Rat piss

“They’re spilling nothing but the truth over here”

“Omg spilled rat piss
by Cardiendednicki April 22, 2021
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Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
by Turd polisher #1 May 16, 2024
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Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.
We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!
by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022
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