Satmar

Satmar is a Hasidic dynasty originating from Hungary, founded by rebbe Joel Teitelbaum.
Satmar Jews are fierce anti-Zionists and oppose the creation of the state of Israel.
Satmar is generally considered one of the strictest Haredi sects. Most Satmar Hasidim oppose modern culture and often do not really venture outside of their communities or consume secular media.
A distinguishing custom of the Satmar Hasidim is that women shave their head once they marry and cover their head with a wig or some other covering.
The sect also operates numerous foundations, such as Bikur Cholim (Visiting) the Sick, who helps hospitalized Jews.
Most Satmar communities are in Williamsburg NY and Kiryas Joel.

- My friend is a Satmar Hasid. He’s from Williamsburg.

by legoduplo82 August 5, 2024

saturnus

odd, weird, spectacular, crazy.

"dude, james is so saturnus"

by aurther jacklehiemer August 5, 2024

saturnic

If someone is from Saturn, they can call them self a "saturner"; so, Saturnic is the state of originating from saturn

A: you're from Saturn? How cool! So what's the label?
B: I'm saturnic

by selenophile89112 August 9, 2024

SATHAS

"Shit and then have anal sex"
can also be used as SAHAS and SHAS

yo bro what are you up to
-nothing much just SATHAS

by LilPro24 August 30, 2024

Saturn

Saturn is a name that is commonly used to describe stupid people or those who like femboys.

"That guy over there is a total saturn! I heard he watches femboy hentai but claims hes not gay!"

by bellisrllyawesome September 13, 2023

sathashiv

A colloquial term referring to a black ape species known as Indian Gibbons, which finds its origins in Southern India and now populates small forest regions in parts of Southeast Asia as well. Sathashivs are widely known for their thick, dark, matted hair which serves as camouflage from both predators and prey alike.

Male and female Sathashivs are often distinguished by colour, as male Sathashivs tend to have darker fur compared to their female counterparts.

by NoahSeow October 2, 2023

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023