Shit-V

The disgusting ''V'' shaped bit of sweat and dung mixture left on a toilet seat from an obese user's ass crack. The "V" is on the seat, closest to the toilet's tank.

Someone heads into a bathroom after an overweight person gets finished. ''My God man! Can't you clean up your shit-V before you leave the friggin' bathroom!?!"

by Adondo December 12, 2010

Shit Pimp

Some one who is such a fuckin idiot that he is decribed as some one who pimps out shity ass holes.

James: O god my step brother bought a hat that makes him look like a 60's wise guy. He also asked out my sister (his step sister) 2 twice in a week.

Joey:What a shit pimp.

by Grage Troder July 1, 2010

Hooker shit

An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.

I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!

by Neechie Bella June 11, 2011

shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008

monkeypod shit

cheap, hard to assemble, IKEA Furniture.
same as "Affordable Sweedish Crap", but much more fun to say!

my parents sure did bicker while assembling my room-load of monkeypod shit!!!

by Skuld April 12, 2007

shit-zit

When you deficate into your lover, partner or random drunk-hookup's mouth, then make them puff their cheeks out as you smash them together, exploding shit and saliva everywhere.

Man, I can't get the shit-zit stain out of my cardigan sweater!

by makibr June 1, 2007