Shit-V

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The disgusting ''V'' shaped bit of sweat and dung mixture left on a toilet seat from an obese user's ass crack. The "V" is on the seat, closest to the toilet's tank.

Someone heads into a bathroom after an overweight person gets finished. ''My God man! Can't you clean up your shit-V before you leave the friggin' bathroom!?!"

Shit-V by Adondo December 12, 2010

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Shit vacation

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

Shit vacation by senorjay November 8, 2012

Related Words

Shit-V • Shit Valley • shit valve • shit van winkle • shit ville • Shit Vomit • Shit vacation • shit vampires! • shit va pin • Shit Vapors

shit valve

(noun) An alternate way to say asshole

1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve

shit valve by Skumpdalaump March 11, 2007

Big shit vibes

When someone looks like they're prone to taking huge dumps.

Dude 1 - "Bro don't invite Tyler to our sleepovers again, he fucking clogged the toilet after he took a shit"
Dude 2 - "Of course he did, he has big shit vibes"

Big shit vibes by Hugepoopie123 October 16, 2019

Shit Vapors

Shit Vapors may be used simply as another name for passing gas, having the farts, breaking wind.

Shit Vapors may also be used to describe the rancid stench left behind in a rest room by someone that took a nasty shit.

Example 1: Dude, beware. I ate at Taco Bell last night. I am cranking out some serious Shit Vapors today.

Example 2: Dude, watch out. Don't go in the rest room over there. Someone had a nasty assplosion an hour ago in there and the Shit Vapors are still lingering. I was holding my breath the whole time I was in there.

Shit Vapors by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

Shit Vortex by Wingnut November 23, 2014

shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

shit van winkle by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026