Penis Bandits

A gang from Pittsburgh who tags schools with a penis followed by the letters PB.

Teacher #1: The bathrooms where hit again.
Teacher #2: Those infamous penis bandits.

by DA INFAMOUS PB February 4, 2009

Frankenstein Penis

A penis that has been enlarged to unnatural sizes through the use of various devices and medications.

Last night I was with this guy who had a huge frankenstein penis.

by Jokerguy November 19, 2010

Penis Shrapnel

penis shrapnel-

residue left after too much pressure wuz built up at the tip of the male penis, can be caused by
many things, somtimez by trying to have anal intercourse with a gurl under the age of 12, or can be
caused by getting excited too rapidly causing all teh blood to rush to the penis and explode. also iz very fatal if the victim iz recieving oral stimulation at the time of the explosion, wich is
known to decapacitate the head of the person giving the oral stimulatoin leaving nuthing but a body

Imran was hit in the face by Bob's penis shrapnel.

by Imran Carr January 30, 2005

Slim Penis

Feminem. Rap star Eminem who cannot stimulate sexual pleasure to his now ex-wife, Kimberly Mathers through coitus.

Slim Penis has no problem inserting his penis into Dr. Gay's anus during a steamy night encounter.

by Femi-killah October 2, 2003

Hocky Penis

Penis that is found in it's natural habitat, the ice rink. Many female hockey players and fans dwell over this species of penis in hopes they may see it. Most hockey penis is outdated though, meaning its old and wrinkly.

Look at that hockey penis, too bad it's steve's.

by GuessWho October 13, 2003

Danny's Penis

The smallest possible form of a penis. Defined by scientists to be the smallest form of measurement. Inspired by Dannys extremely small package, this is used commonly to describe what the limits of measurement is. It is beyond microscopic and is the final form of measuring tiny objects.

This Measurement is about one Quintilian of a picometer.

Hey bro your dick looks like Danny's Penis.

by bruh sound effect OFFICIAL June 2, 2020

kale penis

it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.

friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis

by lmaowtf November 30, 2019