your mom 

When someone says a question that you feel completely uncomfortable answering. An excuse to something.

John: So what did you get on the English final?
Smith: Your mom.

Matt: Why did you not show up last night?
Edward: I was too busy with your mom.

your mom by Dan Esposito December 28, 2005

pig mom 

An attractive woman who is often mistaken for a gorgeous model

Wow look at that Pig Mom, shes a looker

pig mom by Pig Mom September 15, 2006

Your mom 

A brainless reply to almost any question that is only used by retards/losers/posers/people who think that they're cool.

Also see 'your face'.

R: What're you doing..?
A: Your mom! Ohh burn!

Your mom by Parasitic January 3, 2008

your mom!

stupid come back teenagers use to sound "cool" usually said to be funny; create laughter. sometimes associated with sex

someone: so what did you do last night?

You: your mom!

your mom! by angelaa... March 19, 2008

Slurpee Mom 

A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.

"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."

"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"

Slurpee Mom by Harold N. Kumar January 12, 2009

Facebook mom 

Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.

When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom

Facebook mom by Yo ma m a December 8, 2019

your mom goes to college 

Ive been thinking about this and i believe this is the actual diss behind the phrase, Strippers say they are saving money to go to college so i think its basically saying ure moms a stripper because she supposedly "going to college", i dont know tho

Frank: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing in my fridge?"

Puppychow: "Shut up Frank, your mom goes to college!"

your mom goes to college by Osamaurmama12 February 26, 2009