Time-Consuming Cunt

("TC squared")
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.

Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"

by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013

Time-Travel Boner

When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.

"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"

by lodfrog June 3, 2013

Night time friends

Night time friends are people you first meet during the night time most of the time at parties and then one day you see them in public and aren't sure to say hi or not because it may or may not be awkward as fuck

Yea so I saw this dude that I met at the party last night, at Walmart and we made really awkward eye contact. I guess were only night time friends.

by Mznasty March 2, 2014

If we have time

Something parents say instead of saying "No" just to crush their child's hopes

Son: Mom, can we go to Disney World?
Mom: If we have time..
Mom(Thinking): Hopefully he will forget...

by Tempestatem October 20, 2015

time to leave the earth

An expression used to say that you are done with things in your life. Either you have seen them all or you can't take them all. You decided to pack and leave the planet, coz you don't feel like you belong here anymore. You cannot handle the shit on this planet.

Joe: Bill became the student president.

Jack: I guess its time to leave the earth

Rachel: Steve and I are engaged.

Peter: Its time for me to leave the earth.

by Rock-hard redemption March 24, 2017

Time to eat crow.

An adage expressing the unpleasantness of being proved wrong. Crow supposedly tastes bitter, like how admitting defeat is also hard to swallow.

He so ferociously defended that point, but now science has proven him wrong. Sorry, Professor. Time to eat crow.

by thewordbuff July 13, 2017

time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.

"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."

by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012