Shitty fingers

When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.

Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.

by Durek October 10, 2006

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clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.

Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...

by YAWA March 14, 2018

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fingercuffs

A woman who sucks a dick while getting fucked. because she is acting like chinese fingercuffs.

Me and my friend Tony had that bitch locked up like a pair of chinese fingercuffs.

by Shane Cline January 16, 2004

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Whale Fingers

When a person slaps their hands together on a cock and moves them limply up and down like a walrus giving a hand job.

Dude that bitch gave you the whale fingers!!!

by Whale fingers McGee October 23, 2006

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10 fingers

A game in which you go around the circle and everyone starts with 10 fingers up. Each person asks a question and if you are guilty you have to put down a finger. You can find out some reveiling stuff about people.

"Lets play 10 fingers"
"Have you ever smoked"
Not me, Not me, um....afraid so.
"Have you ever had sex"
"no way, i am a vigin, well..."
All her fingers are already down? What a whore

by You wish you were a BAMF like me December 7, 2006

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