I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Swaggy Lee bear

The bear to the cuntiest degree

Your outfit is so drip it’s giving Swaggy Lee Bear

by Lesbian Dolphin June 27, 2024

cuddly brown bears

They are brown bears that cuddle with you

Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.

by Cuddlybrownbearlover January 17, 2018

gummy bear deluxe

A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally

Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe

by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020

bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).

Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!

by Seiglored November 13, 2021

polar bear head

Giving head with cold hands and using lots of teeth.

Mary gives polar bear head. It's so bad!

by shazbot28 February 22, 2014

California Bear

A guy from California who is on top of their stuff and makes the most out of their life

" Yo you see him on his grind?"
"Yeah man, he's a California bear"

by Bal_Cear September 4, 2020