The Urban Dictionary

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.

"What's the definition of accountable?"
"I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"

The Urban Dictionary by andioop1234 October 4, 2019

Fuck urban dictionary 

Fuck you I'm pissed off that you would not submit my word that is complete and utter bullshit because you allow words such as "thot" "trumperbate" "asschair" and I think you (peers of urban dictionary are overreacting)

Fuck you. Fuck urban dictionary there is no sentence

Fuck urban dictionary by Tylertops July 6, 2016

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Me: Well, I don't talk with mugs!

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Why the fuck did you type this

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im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

fair enough. Keep going

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.

im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored by boredguy45 August 14, 2020

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the greatest thing of all time

if you seriously just typed UrbanDictionaryis writtenby you Define a Word Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request. then i have a question, what is wrong with you???

UrbanDictionaryis writtenby you Define a Word Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request by the unfunny kivi guy October 10, 2023

why am i on urban dictionary 

cause ur seriously bored

bob: why am i on urban dictionary?
dave: cause ur bored

why am i on urban dictionary by byeihateyou May 16, 2019