get one off

finish yourself while jacking off

Sorry, I had to get one off but I'm back!

by apple bottomless April 28, 2016

Lemme get uhhh

A meme, or something said at a drive-thru when you're unsure of whatever you want to eat.

"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I serve you?" "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh."

by mynamjef August 22, 2017

Gotta get this paper

A statement you make when trying to hustle to make money with 'paper' being the money.

I want to start my own record label and build my empire, but first I gotta get this paper to get it off the ground. hustle, make money, get rich, earn money, get a job, make a living, become wealthy

by joecoolthefool June 13, 2015

You get no bitches

Someone who is a social outcast, gets no women. Can't hook up with people because of their actions. Unable to get a girlfriend and/or wife.

Someone: Yo is your name Trace, calls ppl gay because you have no better insults, thinks you're good at football when you're at most a decent QB, and is fat as fuck?

Trace: Yes

Someone: Damn, you get NO bitches

by fortniteyellowbattle May 1, 2022

Dummies Get Baked

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.

Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."

by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011

get some life

A phrase used to demonstrate toward another person that their existence is useless, can also be used just to put down someone, make public their lack of intelligence , or make them hate their life altogether. Most frequently used right after telling somone "your head a splode" during a multiplayer video game. This phrase also encourages the person who the phrase is being directed towards to try and find something to do with their time that will make their life meaningful.

Person 1: "HA! HA! I JUST STOLE YOUR FLAG!"
Person 2 shoots Person 1 in the face with a shotgun.
Person 1: "WHAT THE!?"
Person 2: "GET SOME LIFE!"

by Tesher November 30, 2004

GET DAT NUT!

An exclamatory phrase with numerous applications. Can be used in celebration or with other connotations. Emphasizing different parts of the phrase or changing the speed at which you say it will alter its meaning.

Get dat NUT!

Yeah I GOT DAT NUT, SON!

-"What's that on your face, Sally?"
-"You know I got dat NUT!"

-"Yo, you got mad huge air off that boulder, brah!"
-"Yeah I got dat boulder nut!"

by Mac, July 24, 2008