Ninja Fingers

Kids, ever have parents walk in on you when you're supposed to be doing homework, instead you're playing a full-screen game? Adults, ever had a roommate/spouse/friend walk in on you as your viewing a hot A2M porno? Well then, you gotta employ some ninja fingers!

Mom: Timmy, are you doing your essay?
Timmy: *Alt+Tab* Yes mom, i am!

Rick(walking into Dick's room): Hey, did u catch the game last night!?
Dick: *Alt+F4* Yeah dude, that was awesome!

They both used ninja fingers to protect themselves.

by AspenW October 4, 2006

4 fingers up

if you take a picture with 4 fingers up it means that i’m literally the best looking person ever😋

yeah i put 4 fingers up cause she’s hot

by ur mom 😋 April 3, 2022

Fingerbate

The humorous combination of the sexual terms finger and masturbate. Being put together like this, the term sounds less obscene than it's predecessors.

Jenna likes to fingerbate before she goes to sleep.

by Desmodus May 23, 2005

finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012

Greedy Fingers

Greedy fingers is a sign and a symbol. It means good luck, good job, and everything in between. When people want to give greedy fingers, they keep their palm face-up and hand low; because everybody is equal. Then they'll beat their fingers in a random pattern. Greedy fingers can be given among groups of people too; like for celebration. It can also be used as a greeting or wave.

When I saw Felds in the hall, I gave him greedy fingers.

by Richie G. June 6, 2007

light-fingered

inclined to steal, larcenous

I would not trust him. He's kind of light-fingered.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2008

facebook fingering

when couples use facebook updates as a medium to send each other sweet words of love....almost as if theyre showing off....to the point that its sickening...

dude : sup guh!
guh : hey dude! have u seen ken and alison's FB lately?
dude : yah! theyre facebook fingering a lot!
guh : i know! seriously show offs... :(
dude : yah for reals its sickening :(

by jho408 June 20, 2010