chocolate rasberry

when you drop your pants and spread ass against a door or wall and fart for acoustic purposes and leave a shit stain on the surface

I left a chocolate rasberry all over my grandmother's bedroom door while she was sleeping

by dazzleMcrazzleberry April 2, 2020

chocolate stamping

what animals do when they rub or place their dirty buttholes on things leaving something that resembles a stamp made our of their rear chocolate. A perfect examples are dogs who have exposed buttholes like pugs and they like to sit or lay and they move later leave a chocolate stamp behind.

my dog monk loves to sit on me but he backs his butt up on you and one of these days im sure im going to get a chocolate stamping on my clothes.

by 26@65 November 22, 2015

Chocolate Fun-Dip

chocolate on a stick from the porta-potty

I eat Chocolate Fun-Dip

by Bruhualreadyknow July 8, 2022

Like pulling chocolate from a nest

The act of discovering something delightful or rewarding in an unexpected, messy, or uncomfortable place.

Digging through the attic boxes and uncovering my old favorite jacket was like pulling chocolate from a nest.

by Cal the Panda September 23, 2025

Chocolate Sausage

When you're taking a shit, and the shit splashes back up covering your dick in shit.

Buddy: Yo man, ever had a Chocolate Sausage?
You: Yeah man, bad night of taco bell and hot wings and my shit bounced out of the toilet and on my dick.

by YoBoyRuss January 9, 2021

Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017