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Fart a Seed

1. An anus so loose and wiggly that a family reunion of fruits coyld be held comfortably in the rectum
2. To have so many fruits shoved up your ass that you literally fart a seed
Cooper is so loose ge could fart a seed
Lindsey has been farting seeds lately. I wonder what she does in her spare time.
by DeezNutzInYoGutz September 23, 2016
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pussy fart

Seavor reffering to Vargas...
"Hey pussy fart, come over here and try and clean up this BOLO!"
by Doc J. January 7, 2005
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Fart knocker

when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.
what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers
by alci hall November 18, 2009
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dick fart

Expelling audible air from ones member. As heard and seen on The Dirty Twig Show.
The Dirty Twig farted out of his dick. He dick farted
by The Dirty Twig Show December 4, 2007
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hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart
dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.
by Joe Blow March 13, 2004
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Fart Porn

A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.
by Josh McSkimming July 14, 2006
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Brain Fart

An incredibly bad(smelling)idea that leaks out of someones head, although these bad ideas can be easily avoided through basic common sense, The term "brain fart" is mostly associated with unavoidable bad ideas that originate from a boss or employer.
Bob's boss looking rather proud leaks out a rather large and foul smelling brain fart by telling Bob "you will have two week work deadlines at the beginning, middle and end of each month".
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.
by Kuatolives February 26, 2007
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