scrotal attire 

Fancy decorative clothing for a mans genitals, usually worn for special occasions. Scrotal attire can be underwear, jewelry, or a weave.

Becky- hey have you found any scrotal attire for the wedding yet?

Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.

scrotal attire by Magik Marker February 9, 2014

lard attack 

A fluctuation in your heart rate felt moments after biting into food that has a high fat content, is really greasy, or just unhealthy in general. One may feel their breathing go heavy and feel a food coma coming along as they feel the cholesterol flowing through their veins.

1: Yo man, you ok? You haven't taken a bite of your big mac in a minute, bro.

2: Nah, man. Is it okay if we go chill at your pad? I think I'm having a lard attack

lard attack by thesoaris February 17, 2015

Rack Attack 

When women use their breasts to fight each other. Similar to when men sword fight.

Karen got a black eye from that rack attack.

Rack Attack by 1thumbwonder October 23, 2017

Dirty Attila 

When a chubby dude takes a big whiff of poppers then shoots a huge load on your face.

I hope he gives me a Dirty Attila tonight I love his hot load all over my face

Dirty Attila by BritneyB September 20, 2021

Fanny Attack

When someone (a female) goes absolutely nuts over the smallest thing and becomes hysterical. A bit like being a Karen I suppose.

Aisling went to the cupboard but someone had eaten the last pack of Tato’s! She had a total Fanny attack. Calm down Miss Murphy stop having a Fanny Attack! Have some Monster Munch instead.

I dont want your Monster Munch ya Mogg I want my Tatos!

Fanny Attack by Razorcharlie February 14, 2022

dick heart attack 

When it is so cold that you don't want give a hand job for fear of freezing some guys dick and thus giving him a dick heart attack

"Hey did you hook up with that girl?" "Nah man it was too cold, she would have given me a dick heart attack"

"Dude its so cold out that i'm going to get a dick heart attack"

dick heart attack by DankVapes January 8, 2017

Big Bang Attack

Just before you cum onto a girl's face, you exclaim "Feast your eyes on Vegeta's, Big Bang Attack!" and unleash the load on her face.

"Ana, what did you think of my Big Bang Attack last night?"

Big Bang Attack by Swagohitzo February 4, 2023