Urban Dictionary

A breeding ground for sex jokes made by chronicly online 13 year olds.

What you look at urban dictionary?
Hell no.

by Sam Gonu February 1, 2024

Urban Dictionary Team

Surprisingly Actaully really nice people.

Fixed a bug that I sent them a complaint about.

The urban dictionary team rejected my definition.

The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.

by kieralovedanny December 3, 2024

Urban Dictionary

a place full of messed up shit you shouldnt be looking at, but also a place filled with happiness and joy.

Urban Dictionary is a website. Big revalation.

by pseudosandjews November 6, 2018

urban dictionary

some dictionary (not really one at all) that anyone can edit making it just a shitposting shithole of shit

"the urban dictionary is a shitposting shithole of shit.."

by fucking_shitposting_hellhole March 23, 2019

Urban Dictionary

a place for a bunch of asswipes to get together and come up with goofy definitions for goofy words

"my domain is in the Urban Dictionary!"

by Kennu Silvadhd November 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.

Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!

by D-2k() June 19, 2012