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Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.
"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."
by Flakybun February 7, 2025
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guava roll

tasty roll made with guava and usually eaten with a sauce
I love to eat guava roll on hot and cold days.
by Guava Roll January 24, 2017
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rock and roll music

A genre of popular rock music that blends adult contemporary and pop rock. Adult contemporary, a genre that blends R&B, electronic, soul, hip hop, pop, disco, hard rock and funk and typically but not all the time produced by a DJ or a composer.
Pop rock is basically a blend of pop and rock and generally uses more acoustic instruments, so, instead of electronic drums or electric guitar, it uses more acoustic guitar or piano. We've defined adult contemporary, we've defined pop rock, going back to rock and roll, all it is it's a blend of adult contemporary and pop rock. In my opinion, top 3 most famous rock and roll artists :
3. Tina Turner
2. Elton John
1. Elvis Presley.
Reading about AC/DC, their main genres are hard rock and blues rock. The band themselves call themselves rock and roll. Rock and roll is in my opinion 100 to 105 times better than normal rock because, let's take an example of a normal rock song, It's My Life by Bon Jovi, it uses electric guitar and maybe some drums, I can barely hear the drumming. Another rock song, The Final Countdown by Europe, again, I hear the guitar mainly and barely drums. A popular rock and roll song, I'm Still Standing by Elton John, it's funky and it has some dance beats to it that make it less rock and more dance, or funk if you like. Another rock and roll song by King Pop Michael Jackson - Beat It, the drumming in the song is more aggressive than hard rock. This song mainly focuses on the beats and focuses less on rock sounding.
Rock and roll music is funky and less rocky than hard rock.
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore February 18, 2021
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Tokyo Tootsie Roll

A competition between two people when they have their legs interlocked. Their anuses firm pressed together. Then one person begins to push a large length of firm excrement completely into the other persons anus. The goal of the person receiving is to push the excrement back into the originating person's body as if it were a normal bowel movement.
I tried to give bro that Tokyo Tootsie Roll but he pushed it back.

On our date we stayed up all night playing Tokyo Tootsie Roll.
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.
Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.
by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011
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Cinnamon Roll

When you shit until the shit crests over the bowl, and then jizz upon the shit.
Brady, you should see the cinnamon roll I left for you in the bathroom!
by SprangSprang May 6, 2022
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Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.
Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."
by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016
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