shit marack

An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.

Larry wis bad last night - shit marack.

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

arc of shit

shitting through someone's letter box, so when they open the door, the poo gets smeared in an arc across their carpet.

motherfucker! i came home, opened the door, and smeared an arc of shit right across my hallway

by Serge Fabrizio October 29, 2007

son of a shit

A derogatory term that may be used in anger to show your anger.Not to be confused with son of a bitch which only nerds and squares still use.

man-Your favorite father died last night.

boy-"Son of a shit!"

by Steven J & Hambone June 10, 2008

shit beads

Similar to dingleberry, shit beads are toilet paper and feces stuck together that hang or fall off from the anus.

Look at those shit beads that came out of my ass and fell on the floor!

by Francis Gaus December 21, 2004

shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004

Molton shit

An act of when a situation far goes bullshit, or when bullshit is taken to another level

My mom pulled some molton shit when she turned my phone off.

My teacher was on that molton shit when she called my house.

That is some serious molton shit!!!!

by westly pipes June 23, 2011

Squirly Shit

Under cover, suspicious activity

There's some squirly shit goin on around here

by happy425 July 21, 2009