You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

by Joe August 4, 2004

Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.

*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY

by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010

I Shoot You

Said after a kill is achieved on Rainbow Six 3 during Live play. "I Shoot You" is almost always followed by teabagging of the victim.

Yay!!! DadKennedy eliminated FatassVodkaChugger69 (Brandon Rodenbaugh). "I Shoot You"

by Deborah Stocker February 9, 2004

You wanna go

Asking if you want to fight

Kat said to the unruly customer
You wanna go its been slow today

by Tonythetiler January 22, 2021

I like you

Feeling affectionate towards someone

If you are seeing this, I like you.

by Friedorphans February 25, 2021

ill kill you

1. a signal that youve done something very very very wrong.

2. the cue to haul ass.

3.a consequence of doing something very very very wrong and you now need to haul ass.

1. "i peed in your pool."
"ill kill you"
2."shit, dude i just got cought by my girlfriends dad."
(shotgun reloading noise) "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"

by {[M]}{[1]} October 25, 2004

I RULE YOU

something random to yell at people to establish your dominance. they will instantly be defeated, they may act confused but it is only an act to diguise their shame.

some dude: "hey ansel whats up?"
me: "I RULE YOU!!"
some dude: "what?!" o.0
me: "you can't deny me billy, its too real!!"

i am teh victor

by Ansel Schulenberg May 2, 2006