Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.
Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*
by BB_HQ June 09, 2020
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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 06, 2021
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Suck Ass

When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.
Suck ass :

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck evryone"
"Uninstall"
by Dedzi November 22, 2016
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On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
by daelynfr May 09, 2024
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Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 10, 2024
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Type Two Suck

Type two suck is the kind of thing that you enjoy in the moment but grow to regret later.
Adam “Man that 3 last night showed me a good time but now I can’t believe I hit that
Jonathan “I get it, that’s some textbook type two suck
by Bigandgreedy101 May 22, 2025
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