Hot Blumpkin

N., The receiving of a blowjob while on the toilet, but instead of pooping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.

Some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.

by AleHouseMan May 4, 2009

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Rockstar Hot

Most often a male who is attractive but you wouldn't take a second look unless he was a rockstar.

Maynard from TOOL is rockstar hot. He's hot because he's a rockstar.

by Courtney K April 8, 2006

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An attractive redneck or someone who came from or could be seen living in rurality or a trailer park. Ripped jeans, tattoos, wifebeaters, unshaven faces, trucker caps, possible skoal can outline add to this effect. May hang out at truck stops, in rural "dive" bars, or rock and country concerts.

Kid Rock is a hot skank.
K-Fed is a hot skank (well, if you're actually into him).

by Christopher H November 15, 2006

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Hot Dots

The two dimples on a girls lower back.
These are usually only present when the girl is rather fit or "Hot"

Sometimes referred to as thumb prints

1: "Mate I was at the beach checking out the chicks and I saw this one that was super fine"

2: "She was not, I bet she was a beached whale"

1: "No way man she had hot dots, you can't fake hot dots."

by D!cko January 13, 2009

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Hot Sayjak

When you shit in someones bed and you blame the cat.

Also in German:

Wenn Sie shit in someones Bett und Sie die Katze schuld.

"Dude, we are gonna hot sayjak that annoying RAs room tonight."

by Broomsticks March 1, 2009

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Hot Mess

Typically referred to a female's hair being out of regulations or generally messy. It could also refer to not being prepared, clumsy, and just all round scatter brained.

"Hey SSgt Brown you better fix your bun, you look like a hot mess right now."

"I hate it when Senior Airman Robin gives briefings he's always a hot mess."

by Aeroach May 12, 2014

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